So, yeah, she turned 12.
She had a joyful weekend...



She's kind of a big dill. I mean deal.
Her brothers would disagree. They're jealous because she won't be joining their metal mouth club anytime soon.
Dr. Harmer continually says she has "every dentist's dream mouth".
I mean look at that bite!

Portia is an expert in dealing with sibling rivalry. She's club president of How To Tolerate Your Annoying Brothers.
One way is to pretend you like sports.

Then create a sister cheer section to show fake support.
On her birthday, she probably wished for two things, one, for her brothers to be dropped in the deep abyss.
And two, for August 5 (Taylor Swift's The Eras Tour) to hurry up and come quickly.
She LOOOOOOVES Tay Tay. The end.
Well, there's more to her than just being a Swiftie.
Portia is still a slime enthusiast and a boba-rista.


She's become an ultimate white sneaker wearing valley girl...
Who loves going shopping at the mall...
Making plans to get boba or starbucks...
And then debate which Taylor Swift album will be the next Taylors Version.
Even though she disguises herself in my glasses.
David's glasses.
Or glow-n-the-dark glasses, she never pretends to be someone she's not.
She's my BEST sous chef.
Dylan's BEST cousin.
And Sunny's BEST friend.
She's that friend you can spill your problems to over a big bowl of gluten.
And then share a reset day by indulging in a green meal.
She still loves taking photos with me.
No so much of me taking photos of her.
Perhaps she'll be a professional photographer.
And I can be her muse.
We're going to start taking girls trips together where only sandals are allowed.
Some place where a beach chair is calling our names. And boys can't come!
