I can't decide if I'm happy or bummed that the school year is starting in five days. There is hope on the horizon, people. After ten years, I'll have full rein of my days and more elbowroom to explore my options. Will I get a part-time job? Aspire to be a sofa spud? Binge-watching the next four seasons of Game of Thrones is all I think about. I'll finally have the time to put my homemaking curiosities to the test. Does toothpaste really remove bathroom grout? Does baking soda and vinegar really clean the oven? So many vital questions that I need answers to.